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Mechanic Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!


TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


CAR MECHANICS - Not just for boys any more


TAGS: car mechanics megan fox
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

1MP4CT - October 9, 2009, 7:19 pm
Meh like if chicks covered in grease ontop of some hawt car/bike is new, she doesnt even know how the combustion engine works


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by montecarloman

Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




A MAN AND HIS TOOLS -




MECHANICS -


TAGS: mechanics
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 11:12 am
"Is that motor oil I'm feeling, or are you just happy to see me?" 5/5
MO - March 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Suck, squeez, bang, blow!!
Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Grey!
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
she changin' her plug? "5 How Now Brown Cows"
Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
*Facepalm*
Derek - March 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Love the look on her face
stygian616 - March 10, 2010, 7:41 pm
grammar nazi fail


BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -


TAGS: shemale of rose mechanic traumatic upskirt
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 12:11 pm
shameless self promotion.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Agreed Moooooo! We have had our share of fake women around here.
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:29 pm
HA! Good one Trash! 5L
TheTrashHeap - October 3, 2010, 10:35 am
Spelling?
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 10:32 am

5 despite the spelling. i laughed...n1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
If it's on your moms menu.....we're willing to pay for it.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
You Canadians have some strange habits.
CANADA - September 30, 2010, 1:08 pm
LMFAO! I snorted beer out my nose
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:44 am
Gold mate..!! Gold..., love it, this is why I am a part of this site..., still laughing..., cheers...
Iconoclast - September 29, 2010, 11:59 pm
I love it. Best laugh this evening. 5L
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 11:31 pm
Gravy.
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thanks Face. @Aggy votes and ratings aren't really important with comments like these. If you guys like it that's good enough for me.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:35 pm
Don't worry... retards will give it less.
Faceplant31 - September 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
Holy shiot this is fcuking hilarious! 5L TTH! I wish i could give it more
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks RR.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm

holy crap, I almost choked on my dinner. this is fantastic
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks Aggy! I wish it would drop by and see all the nice things we've said about it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:04 pm
The best Britarded poster ever.


INSTRUCTIONS -


TAGS: who needs the instructions when you have mechanical aptitude
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Anonymous2 - May 9, 2010, 5:30 pm
My mouse is corded, it doesn't need batteries.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:35 pm
Did you check the batteries in your mouse?
Anonymous2 - May 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Um, Bone, it's not working...


Uphill Battle -




Disturbing -


TAGS: laughing laffing sal santa cruz mechanical laughing monstrosity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 14, 2014, 7:53 pm
On the boardwalk, yes. Its not an attraction for anything today, but they used it for attractions around the 1930s.
EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2014, 6:45 pm
I used to live there, but I don't recall that! A beach-boardwalk attraction?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:11 pm
It was supposedly used to attract attention to either an act or a dark ride but, I'd make a quick U-turn and RUN!
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 6:16 am
They had one of those in Elitch Gardens when I was a kid. Scarred me for years.


QUANTUM MECHANICS - Means you really can be in two places at once.




LEARNING CURVE - never has it been so short


TAGS: plane mechanic stall
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 1:27 pm
If it was a helicopter, he'd be a dead duck!


TUNNELS - you will never understand what they have to do with quantum mechanics




mechanics -




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